One hundred idiots make idiotic plans and carry them out. All but one justly fail. The hundredth idiot, whose plan succeeded through pure luck, is immediately convinced he's a genius.
Iain M. Banks
I am a idiot. I am, however, convinced that I am absolutely brilliant, despite all evidence to the contrary. I stumble through life with the help of my altogether lovelier lover H and my endearingly psychotic cat, Jah.